Ikr? My guys greet me at the door every time I come home, like they’ve been sitting waiting there since I walked out. Next moment, we have kitties on their backs, rolling around back n’ forth & showing tummies.
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
AWWWW hahaha HOW FUCKING CUTE
Prince always greets me at the door, and he acts as if he hadn’t seen me in ages.
Saw this on FB last week, and because of those ads, I just got 2 different Honey Maid products. ^_^ Thank you, HM. ^_^
[Series of texts by @fatnutritionist, which read: “People are mad at me because they ‘work so hard’ to be fit or lose weight. They have told me this explicitly. It implies that they think my rejecting the values they subscribe to can somehow take away the fitness they’ve worked for. That is totally delusional. If you’ve worked hard for fitness, no amount of fat people rejecting stigma can take that away. So this is obviously not actually about fitness, at all. It’s about the other thing they ‘worked hard’ for: social status. They DO think, and they know, that the social status they have worked hard to earn, through ‘fitness,’ can be devalued. It can be devalued if the hierarchy that rewards them is crushed. Crushed by people rejecting stigma. We can’t take away your fitness or whatever weight you’ve lost. But we can devalue those things by destroying fat stigma. So they are afraid of us, and for good reason. If fat people aren’t stigmatized, then there is no more thin privilege. Remember always, fat people: People are afraid of you because you have an awesome power - to destroy the hierarchy. If they were not afraid of losing their place in the hierarchy, they would not come after you so viciously.” All tweets were accompanied by the hashtag, #notyourgoodfatty]
So, so good. ^_^
best swear ever
OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS.
Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.
Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”
One of the many reasons why Firefly is my favourite thing and I urge anyone who’s never seen it to give it a go.
And then there are some of us who cringe because “white” is no more an accurate description of a human being than “black” is. We’re all just varying shades of browns, pinks, golds, blues, etc. People are not paint colors.
…and then there are white people who wish they were black. I wonder why they’re called “wiggers”… shouldn’t they be called “criggers” instead?
A fave queen from this season, and another fave from a season past. I really think Jade got kicked off too soon. Here’s to my faves this year staying on and one of them snatching that crown! ^_^
Bianca Del Rio and Jade Jolie
Working hard on this one, and I am determined to succeed. :):)
Bwaahaaha! These plus the English add-on = so good! XD
I felt this way when it snowed here not long ago. I’m new to the area, and while we were getting like one little snow storm, back East my family and friends were getting deluged w/snow I so dearly wished had come LAST year, when I was still there. *lol* Folks here were called the 4” we got “snomageddon,” which just boggled my mind. I was like “y’all don’t know!” ..So, I made this. ;)
Sometimes, it’s good to get a little perspective. ;)
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
Nah. They’re just about to start Circle, that’s all. The snake must be the HPs or HP. ;D (Which is totally where my brain went w/this, until I saw the caption. ;)) *lol*
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker…
Woop! Looks like we’ve got a new song to play at Jelly Roll! XD (A size-positive dance party we have every once in a while here in Portland. ^_^)
This video/song kills me lol. I love it
Thank you for this. I so needed this today. ^_^
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
my brother forgot the word so he said “leg elbow” one time
I need to remember this.